#charlie the weasel

[sonicexelle-junkary]

Uh, yeah. “What if.”

Charlie (the weasel)— @moderator-monnie / @welcome-to-roomba-fazbender

[weirdozjunkary]

Also, he can’t afford a shirt

Charlie (the weasel)- @space-cores-adventures / @welcome-to-roomba-fazbender

[spoonmoment69420]

wyd if these three show up at your island and start a podcast

[crimson-nail]

this is why wolfwood had to knock her out

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Give 'em the Ol' Razzle-: Hazbin Hotel

-KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!-

Charlie: *gasp* Is that another possible guest?! (Zips to the door and nearly throws it off its hinges)

-Comically large bouquet of roses poofs into Charlie's face-

Charlie: (fights through the thorny petal onslaught) What the Hell???

Seviathan: (smiling in a way that he's been told is charming) Charlotte! It's so good to see you-

Charlie: Nope! (slams the door and walks away, trailing rose petals behind her)

Vaggie: (blinks is confusion) Uh, hun? What was that all about?

Charlie: Nothing to worry about. (Dusts rose petals off her coat in the most monotone way possible) Just my ex-boyfriend at the front door. (Cups her mouth and sings) 🎶Oh, Razzle! Come here, baby boy!🎶

Vaggie: (bristles, pulls out her spear, and pulls her lip back in a snarl) Do I need to take care of him?

Razzle: (flies out of the kitchen with his hooves covered in donuts like doughy rings) Baaaap?

Charlie: No need, Vaggie. Razzle's got this.

Vaggie & Razzle: He does??? / Baaaaap???

-Door slams open against the wall-

Seviathan: Okay, I guess I deserve that. (Dusts off his jacket) Charlotte, can we at least talk this through? I'm willing to take you back, baby girl.

Razzle: (goes wild-eyed as his teeth turn into razors and froth drips from his sugar-coated mouth)

Vaggie: (similar to Razzle, but her wings puff put and make her look 10 times larger)

Charlie: (plastered smile on her otherwise straight face as she pets Razzle's head and snakes an arm around Vaggie's waist) Seviathan, I broke up with you.

Seviathan: And I'm willing to take you back. What part of that is so hard to understand?

Charlie: (blinks and her eyes turn red) Razzle?

Razzle: (practically breathing fire as he gets rabid foam on the floor) BaaAAaaAp?

Charlie: (clicks her tongue three times)

Razzle: (unhinges his jaw, so it's at a perfect 90-degree angle of razor-sharp teeth that start spinning in a clockwise circle like a chainsaw) BAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOAARP!!!!

Seviathan: Oh, FUCK!!!! YOU STILL HAVE THOSE DAMN GOATS?!?! (Sprints out of the hotel)

Razzle: (gives chase while bleating sadistically)

Charlie: (leisurely saunters to the open door as her horns elongage and her tail whips back and forth and calls out) Tell Helsa I still think she's a loser bitch with poor taste!

Vaggie: (blushing and in awe) Angel, what do you call it when you're horrified and turned on at the same time?

Angel: (ducked behind the bar with Husk) Horoused?

Vaggie: I am so horoused right now.

[haveyouseenthisseries-poll]

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

@weirdozjunkary / @sonicexelle-junkary​ 

@lazy-charlie / @chuck-the-fanboy​

@clownsuu / @not-robert

Characters In Order:

Chuck The Fanboy/Chuck The Beaver

((Owned By Lazy-Charlie/Chuck The Fanboy))

Charlie The Cursed Phone Guy/Charlie The Cursed Weasel

((Owned By Me Of Course))

Bedlam/Bedlam The Jackal

((Owned By Weirdozjunkary/Sonicexelle-junkary))

Robert The Cannibalistic Phone Guy/Robert The Polar Bear

((Owned By Clownsuu/Not-Robert))

Chork The Confetti Bitch Clown

((Owned By Me Of Course))

Spork The Confetti Bitch Clown

((Owned By Clownsuu))

Ronald The Confetti Bitch Clown

((Owned By Lazy-Charlie))

This Is The Official New And Improved Height Chart For The Mobian AU.

Featuring Three New Editions!!! GASP

(They have been referenced on tumblr before, but now with this mobian update, I hope to make The Confetti Bitch Trio more blog relevant outside of this au too)

Thanks to Max for getting this done, none of this would be possible without him.

Reblog's Help Spread This More!

Also This AU Is now officially blog canon, completely.

[tigers1o1]

I’ve I had a nickel for every Charlie edit I was in, I’d have four nickels, which isn’t a lot but HOLY SHIT IM IN FOUR SLIMECICLE EDITS????

Context:

THATS ME. IM TIGERS1O1. THE MOST INPORTANT PART OF CHARLIES STREAM- MY NAME IS ON SCREEN. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN USING THAT CLIP IN EDITS. MY NAME IS IN CHARLIE SLIMECICLE EDITS AHAHAHAHA

[plutokneeurm]

Might be some spoilers for CTU finale but honestly Idk if its considered spoilers - - -

Some norwell (mostly norwell) and some human versions of coat and norwell. top left corner is some doodles of me an d my friend @rythoanimates she is super duper cool guys her art is awesome oasis. (got inspired from rytho''s norwell human version a bit so BIG SHOT credits to emmmm).

[otisbeerdraws]

Weaselbrat's new shirt! 👕 #BuddyThunderstruck

Inspired by @rockabillyrobot / @polarcartoons

https://x.com/thebluebear27/status/1816373486677549210?t=nY-sURwNshy0HCt9hggdng&s=19

Mr Weaselbrat finds a shirt with the word "Brat" on it, putting together he's a weasel and Brat is in his surname. He then poses in his new duds. Later he, Mrs Weaselbrat and Buddy Thunderstruck pose for a photo as he blushes. These 3 have a very odd relationship.

[sonicexelle-junkary]

More dumb mobian oc shenanigans as an excuse to introduce y’all to my (non Sonic) oc Bedlam.

Charlie (the weasel)- @moderator-monnie / @welcome-to-roomba-fazbender

Edit: for the folks who wanna know what Bedlam really looks like, you can look at him here. Quickly, before I change his design again for the millionth time lol.

[cow-and-chicken]

IR Baboon work at same McDonald's that Trump worked at yesterday! (aka....Charlie Adler impersonating Trump's recent McDonald's stunt with his Baboon voice)

[spoonmoment69420]

i hate gay people

[ghostsinthecellar]

[barsikscorner]

Help him, his friends are unhinged

Original song - Charlie’s Inferno

[comicsart3]

Collette (no surname provided) is a strong woman with a grievance whose precise relationship with the police is not entirely explained in this allegedly true story of her capture of Herman Wetzel, the so-called Weasel of Wall Street. Wetzel started his criminal career as a purse-snatcher and jewellery thief but graduated to a spectacular theft of US bonds. Before he was able to turn the multi-million dollar certificates into ready cash, the FBI was on his trail and he fled to Monaco to start his third incarnation, this time a gamer on the roulette wheels of the Monte Carlo casinos, but with the intention of selling the bonds below the market rate to the wealthy patrons of the casino. Here he was unfortunate enough to be attracted to the glamorous brunette, Colette, who was secretly working with the French Surete to trap Wetzel. Feigning agreement to buy “the Weasel’s” dodgy bonds, Collette lures Wetzel back to her apartment, then reveals that her father had committed suicide after being swindled out of his money by “vermin like you” as she sends the terrified Wetzel crashing into the wall with a jiu-jitsu throw. She reduces Wetzel into a blubbering wreck by threatening to use a bullwhip on him. The French police arrive to cart the thoroughly subdued thief away.

Although Collette is not a comic book heroine as such, her capture of Wetzel is so comprehensive (along with an added psychological explanation of his fear of whips - rendering him “as helpless as a baby - even though I did not strike him once!”) that it earns this mysterious female vigilante a spot on this blog. Her story is all the made all the more enticing by the fact it apparently really happened.

The story from which this panel is drawn is called The Weasel of Wall Street and was published in Charlie Chan #1 (June-July 1948).

Source: comicbookplus